Emergency Pants

You know what it's like, you wake up next to a man, you look around the room to see your clothes strewn about the place like you exploded or something, you get out of bed to get dressed and 'Argh!' he's wearing your panties!

Hello Kitty Horror Story

Everyone thinks those cute Hello Kitty soft toys are just a pathetic girly fad that won't go away. And they are. But they're also jealous murderers who've killed more men than Aileen Wuornos. Be afraid.

Girls Night Out

and in, and out, and in ...

Horrible Cyclist Wipes Out at Finish Line

'Did I win?' No, you came in second place, also known as the first loser.

Toilet for those who just have too much to do with their computer

Best Photo Ever!

Is exactly what that kid behind her is thinking!

Lindsay Lohan Goes DOWN!

It's official, Lilo has begun her 90 days prison sentence for all her related car crash crimes - I wonder if she'll join the 'Bling Ring' or become some big dykes sex slave, or start some nakie bitch fights, we can but hope!

Ultimate Cat Fails Compilation

Cats are known for being graceful creatures, able to navigate places we humans couldn't possibly walk, but just because they move with decorum doesn't mean they're completely immune to failure.

Fictional Facts About Donuts

In case you didn't know, here's this weird looking freaky guy to tell you the differences between bagels and donuts. Listen carefully for this is a wise man. In fact, like Yoda looks, does he. Alive, he be must. So he didn't die on Dagobah...

Talk show host doesn't take any crap from anyone

Nobody pisses off this host, he'll mess you up!