Cute 21 Accent Girl

Cute chick should stick to looking hawt - Hoeny, taht's Neat but don't give up your day job yet!!

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

Xmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOL

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

If i was in this situation every water-based disaster movie would come to mind - The Captain's response is probably something you don't want to hear while bouncing in rough seas in the middle of the ocean.

They say a cat has nine lives, but it looks as if this one has used them all up - But then fireman Cory Kalanick rescues the unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke and gives it a respawn. Too cute!

Forget just giving a polite, simple hand gesture when you meet someone - Take the time to show you really care with a 20-second handshake, who knows, you'll be definitely picking up all the germs they have on their hand!

Probably the most unlikely mix of movies ever. Fiddler on the Roof and You Got Served. I guess they both have dancing in, but that's about it. Still, if this was and actual movie wild horses wouldn't stop me from seeing it!

These people are the real bad guys of the world: Serco Group. Such are their nefarious activities that they even have a handle on time, controlling the very fabric that moves the universe onwards.

Having a sound system in your car that can destroy a phone book is pretty impressive. It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book.

It's not that he's especially partial to the gays, but he's definitely partial to their money, so he'll say whatever it takes to secure their continued business, even if it means male tables dancers. Wow.