Radical Fapping Is Required

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

The abs, the breathless desire, everything from the original is here, but it’s better because its Lego. And you’ll no doubt find it with far more powerful character chemistry and far more compelling acting.

Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.

Okay, so the title gave away the ending a bit but hey, at least that's another thing checked off the list of weird stuff that you'd never seen before. Sure, it's not one of the important ones, but it's a start...

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, as long as zombies come in after a few minutes and someone whips out a magnum and starts blowing undead skulls, everyone’ll be lapping it up.

Believe it or not, this is a world record attempt. And Erin O'Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using 2 slices of pizza. Well done them! They've achieved a great thing, they should be proud.

Never wake a sleeping baby—or if you do, be prepared for revenge like this disgruntled infant who hunts down its antagonist, a speedy & cunning vacuum cleaner, setting off an epic chase of fast & furious proportions.

Probably the most awesome piece of fanmail ever penned. I'm not sure if this is written in pidgin engrish or if the guy writing it just has a case of terminal derpitis. Either way it's freaking hilarious.

Wow. This movie has pretty much every ingredient to make it a total classic, hot chicks in leather wielding guns and kicking A! And as if that wasn't enough it's got samurai ninjas with huge machine guns too. F#ck yea!

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

$50 Billion in protection from.. what? None other than the ever growing population of ZOMBIES! - LOL