Idiot Burglar Cant Break Down Door

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

If you like shooting virtual guns at things, chances are you've played Battlefield 3, in which case this will be relevant to your interests. A whole bunch of maps, mods, weapons and vehicles will soon be available!

What has the world come to when a fat pale hick isn’t allowed to wobble their dimple-ridden hide around Walmart to shop for trans-fat chow without the fear of ending up as an object of ridicule on some prankster’s website?

No need to go searching the internets for the hawtest camgirls because they're all here in this neat little package, so just sit back and enjoy this compilation of stunning awesomeness!

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

Now, this is without doubt something pretty special, but I bet he couldn't repeat it. A shot like this is part skill, part luck. But it doesn't make it any less impressive. He's probably been practicing it for weeks.

Horses and camels are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear.

I like the overly dramatic scaremongering music & voiceover this clip has, it gives it an edge that really isn't necessary considering the subject matter alone is enough to gross us out!

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal - OMFG!