Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!

His first gamble was playing the slot machine, and the second one was that he wouldn't throw his back out knocking it over.

At first glance it looks like this guy has just filled himself up with synthol to the point where he looks like a big wobbly waterbomb. on closer inspection though, it actually looks like muscle. Either way, dude is a freak.

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

Time for some very cheap water thrills & someone getting VERY wet - LOL

Some office romances and flings might end up complicated but sometimes it's definitely worth it !

Uh, dude, I don't think they're looking at your sweaty pits.. LOL

He might have done lots of nasty things to a long list of spectacularly unsavoury characters but having a simple hypothetical discussion with his sister may be his most daunting challenge to date. Women be cray cray.

Where can an elephant get a decent snack these days?! I think I'll stick to hot dogs thansk!

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.