The Human Can Opener

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

If you fancy yourself as a bit of an environmental activist but don’t want to go all native and end up lost in a jungle somewhere, then just consume instead. That’s right, it’s that easy.

Everyone loves the part in the movie where the camera pans in on a character’s anguished face as they open their mouth & scream an ear-piercing “NOOOOO!”. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t.

Nothing like runaway horses to strike fear into the hearts and minds of the populace, the only thing that would make it worse is if they were fire breathing, flaming-mane devil horses!

The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.

My favorite is the one were they go to the chili festival and homer pours wax on his tongue and eats the hottest chills known to man but then loses his marbles priceless.

This is just a horrible prank to play on someone.. - LOL

Somebody give this man some type of award for services to abstraction. Look at him go, pulling up in his car alongside unsuspecting members of the public and speaking nothing but true nonsense.

He's never had to run away from one of these before !

Dwarf Vader explains how his Xmas was ruined by the re-purposed leg-wear of his repellent mother-in-law. The only thing that could have rescued it from fail would have been a bound and gagged Jamie Cullen and blowtorch.

It sounds like the title of a new film from the makers of Sharktopus, but it’s better than that, it’s real. It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence.