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In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

You push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.

Ever wondered what an MC Escher illustration might look like if it was brought to life as a 3D sculpture? These guys have managed to find a way to do just that using a 3D printer and some serious ingenuity.

We’re all familiar with Hogwarts, the school for wizards that educated a certain Harry Potter. But were you aware of its origin? Here, for the first time, is revealed the untold story.

Everyone loves puppies, but you probably couldn’t eat a whole one, especially an adorbz Labradoodle puppy. It’s just too much for one person to nom, but it is totes cutez, but not cute enough to warrant a fap, so stop that.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

The only thing he taught these kids is not to eat the floor. OUCH !!!

Everything is a remix. You, me, this sentence. Everything. It's so profound my head's going to explode into a remix of my brains, face, and skull.

This dude pours gasoline into a fish tank tosses a match into it and then drops a large piece of wood on top.

You might think of Badminton as Tennis' effeminate sibling, where the ball has been made infinitely more fabulous with the addition of a few feathers, but it's actually pretty damn good to watch. Check this out. Proof!

Having hydraulics on a pool table is a great idea on a cruise ship, probably not such a good idea on dry land though unless you get some lights under it and bounce it up and down at traffic lights. Chicks love that.