NOT A Morning Dog!

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

Caught on film here is a peeping tom and pussy. Yeah, those two things are like the voyeur equivalent of finding a pot of fried gold in your bucket of chicken. But all is not what it seems…

You might think that rappers would be a little low on Christmas Spirit, what with all that guncrime, and Crital drinking on their to-do list. Not DMX though. He loves nothing more than a good old Christmas song.

Ever wondered what the tetris theme would sound like, being belted out by a full orchestra? Well now you know! If you enjoy it even half as much as the guy at 0:32, then this is essential viewing.

Sometimes it’s hard to fit in anywhere if you are a bit different – An outcast sheep scares the rest of the flock with a frightening face mask. Poor little lamb is really the black sheep of the family, and really needs a cuter look to be accepted.

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

If you ever wondered about the origin of some of the web's favorite memes, then this video should give you a good grounding so next time you're on Reddit or 4chan, you won't seem like such a n00b.

This should teach us all to be more aware of our surroundings. And also to not trust people who stop you on the street and ask you if you'd go out with someone in an app.

A world where black people & white power rangers live in harmony. This nerd gets an unexpected reaction when he wears his cosplay costume for a stroll through the 'hood. I probably lose my mind & wanna photo with him too...

Sometimes the age gap really sucks. These old guys can probably dance better than you. So don't bother watching this and throw yourself off the highest thing you can find instead.

Who said classical music was boring? This is a piece called Julie-O by Mark Summer arranged for cello and beatbox. I'm guessing it's an attempt to make playing the Cello look cool and goddamn it, it's worked.