Chopsticks Played On Phone

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

Holy crap this is the William Tell of the 21st century! If this had gone wrong it would have hurt like crap but at least he would have got a good black eye.

This Sea Lion does sit ups like Rocky training for a fight.... Actually it looks more like Steven Seagal training for a big meal.

Whoever said all good action movies had to be made in Hollywood obviously had NEVER been to Uganda? This fantastic Ugandan masterpiece makes Predator & Commando look like Disney films. Just look at the fight scenes :)

What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.

It's way too hot for this dog to handle an outdoor pool, so he tries to bring it indoors. Clearly a little bit of brains go a long way... and get stuck at the patio door.

Latin rapper MC Silvinho picks a girl up over his head and ends up crashing to the ground. Really, that move should only be attempted backstage, after the show, under the supervision of professionals.

This kid comes down on his nuts after trying to jump a flight of stairs and takes running.

This dog has some sea world potential. -Cool!