Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

Now here's a match that you would never consider to be made in heaven, more like planet 'WTF!?' They're probably not the most likely of friends, considering cats really hate water, but then love IS blind!

Awesome mash-up from featuring the serial killer of serial killers, like a meta-serial killer. You never want to wake up inhis house after a night out. Dig the remix, but serial killing’s bad m’kaaay.

The French rugby union fullback who sealed France's first victory against the All Blacks shows us that it takes more than dedication to be a superstar - AWESOME!

These guys project the outside world onto the inside, blocking out all the light except for the small amount let through through the pinholes, the city outside merges with the interior of the apartment.

What the hell is that saying "No pain, no gain' all about? I can't see any benefit in this. I'm no doctor, but I think this skater just ruined any chance he had of getting lucky with his boyfriend this weekend - OUCH!

After seeing this July 4th fireworks fail, the British were finally able to accept that letting go of America was in their best interests. Some things you just don't buy cheap because it probably means it might kill you.

After burning his back and stomach, this guy decides to light fireworks that are in his mouth. OUCH

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.

Yep, you read it right, have the epic meal guys finally gone on a health kick, are they counting calories? Surely not? Well, mabe not, this time is a salad made entirely from fries. OM NOM

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?