Shark Swims Ashore in New Jersey

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

The ultimate in alien terror just got the voice of old blue eyes. Now comes the Frank Sinatra musical version. And it’s a total beaut. Next thing you know it’ll be playing a six month residency in Vegas.

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

This crazy guy must never have played Street Fighter 2. If you want to get all the bonus points for destroying the car, you have to keep hitting the same one.

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

Impressionist Mikey Bolts covers Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' hit song "Uptown Funk" in the voices of popular cartoon characters from Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, and more.

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes back Black Simon & Garfunkel to perform Ke$ha and Pitbull's hit "Timber"—and even if you hate the original song, you'll still find plenty of awesomeness in Black Simon & Garfunkel's version.

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now.

We all know some people who have gotten a bit big for their social media britches. Well now you can take them down a peg or two with the F*ckyer hastag, a way for you to get back at those who clog up your feeds with crap.