Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

No one can quite make fun of Lady Gaga like that damn annoying orange! Well, someone had to finally do it.

Flying a helicopter around near high tension steel cabling probably isn't the best idea this guy has ever had. Still, at least he has people on hand willing to risk life and limb to rescue him. It also makes for a cool video.

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

What the heck have they been feeding this feathered voice impressionist, whatever it is it seems to be working pretty damn amazingly - It's almost tempting to say that these baby sounds have been dubbed in.

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

This guy spent about 3 hours assembling this flying shark and it worked perfectly inside. When you stopped controlling it, it would float back to the ground, so he thought, why not take it outside. FAIL!

Sure it's a political message, but it's a political message with a difference. Joss Whedon's only motive is that the zombie apocalypse be kick-started as soon as possible. Can you really blame him? It's gonna be AWESOME!

This cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate a bit more - FAIL!

Quite possibly the greatest and most useful video you will ever see. John McAfee, the software's inventor, talks you through this one, so don't bother emailing him ever again - Even though it's impossible to remove.

It's only a month or so away so this guy is breaking out his scary witch. He controls it like an RC car but he can drop eggs on peoples houses if they don't give him candy