Faceplant FAIL

If you are gonna slam, make it the face, whats the point of doing anything half-cocked - Make it HURT! - Poor old guy's not paying attention..That HAD to hurt - LOL!!!

There are many potential distractions one must overcome when operating a motor vehicle, here are ten things you really don't need your passenger doing to make it worse.

I love the way your brain has a way of protecting your dumbness - Later: "Dude, remember the time you almost pulled off that back tuck?" "No."

It might sound incredible and as though it's teetering on the edge of believability at the beginning but by the end it's flat out batsh#t cray-cray. It doesn't need an in depth debunking, just some humorous mockery.

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.

Stupid place to put fireworks.. OUCH

Assorted destruction in super slow-mo. It’s mesmerizing stuff, I wish the world had a super slow-mo function like you had on GoldenEye on the N64. A hot girl walks by, super slow-mo that down.

Finally, an activity that Florida State senator Mike Bennett can really use to connect with his constituents: trying to hide your dirty internet browsing while you pretend to work - Make him President!

They see him traversing the space-time continuum, they hatin’. Don’t mess with the good doctor or he will superfly yo’ pathetic face into the middle of the next millennium.

You know the economy is getting pretty rough when people can't afford new wiper blades and have to manually squeegee the windshield while they drive. WTF!?!