Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

We men are often guilty of thinking with the wrong head, which can all too often lead to troubles - WTF?

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

This NYPD cop teaches us all a little lesson in breakdancing, as he battles against a street performer and, surprisingly, proceeds to wipe the floor with him. Which is not what you expect.

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

If you've got Samuel L Jackson coaching your hockey team I think it's fair to say that the team is going to be a bunch of bad mother f#ckers. Provided they don't get sloppy and eat too many Raoyales with cheese.

These guys move a large crane too quickly and it collapses not only destroying itself but the crane next to it.

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

There are more of these videos cropping up every minute. This is one of the better ones. It has nothing to do with stuff that chicks say and instead lists thinks that nobody on the planet says. EVER.

This just may answer that old question of nature vs. nurture: Are girls naturally terrible drivers or is it a learned behavior? I have a feeling that genetical research may well yield the answers to this mystery.

This girl is like her partner's doll, and their routine is well done. - COOL