Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

Extreme corporate retreats like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, have their positives, just make sure you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

Sometimes things happen and you just have to say "Like, whoah"—take for instance this dolphin who, after getting entangled in a fishing line, asks a passing driver for help.

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.

There aren't many videogames that let you shoot someone from this kind of distance, but Battlefield 3 does. To pull off a shot like this you need some serious skill and some serious luck. Really impressive stuff.

So, the royal wedding happened. You may’ve missed it because you were sunning yourself on the shores of Lake Como, driving a speed boat around and supping beer in the Mediterranean heat — but it happened.

It's here! Whoop-de-hoo-ha! Go get them Ventura, get that furry lump of tuft that clings onto Leia. And that Lucas-looking Ewok too! Damn, but a pet detective is no match for tranquilizer darts.

With a booty like that I'm surprised this car hasn't gone into light speed. But what a sight for saw eyes this is.

A couple soldiers practice firing a Javelin Anti-Armour Missile but shortly after it launches it falls only a few feet away causing the troops to scatter.