Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

This is what happens when you don't listen to what your parents tell you.. lol

What's more priceless: The family heirlooms destroyed in the crash or the fact that he videotaped himself failing so miserably at teaching his daughter something he's clearly not good at?

You might be able to get away with this stuff in front of Luigi, but real people aren't quite as understanding as a fictional plumber's brother and colleague—why not try out the stealth box trick and see for yourself.

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

There’s some tip-top commentating here, really on target when it comes to not knowing his stuff. But that doesn’t matter, it didn’t for NBC. It’s just a shame all the Olympic coverage isn’t of this comedic quality.

You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status.

If you're a fan of the movie and like a bit of wub, you're in for a treat. It's way better than it sounds; each track is woven seamlessly into specially edited highlights from the film.

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. . But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with the tasty deliciousness of processed grains, everyone wants a spoonful.

The fourth of July just passed — so what better way to stir up some of the old passions than interviewing an Englishman who knows his American culture like he knows his way to the dentist.