Criminal Mastermind Escapes from Police

The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?

It looks like the saying work hard and play harder has meaning for this kid - For making this shot he won a full paid term at college so it's no wonder he absolutely loses his mind after he sees it go in.

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

They might act all cute & cuddly when they want something, but cats can be total jerk-offs too. There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind why they’re doing it either, other than just the joy of being an a-hole.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

It's getting close to the witching hour as October's end approaches - This Halloween classic reminds us that Halloween in the hood means one thing: jawbreakers.

Knock out prank gone bad.. QUICK! Stop filming! LOL

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

A guy had a bit of a tickle in his ear, so he took a trip to the doctor to see what it was and HOLY CRAP WHY LORD, WHY?! This is possible the most horrible and most disgusting thing you could ever find in your ear.

It's Christmas soon and that means time to look back on the year - 30+ of the year’s biggest pop songs are combined into one video for you to consume like a ravenous gannet.

Jim Jefferies gets real for a moment and talks to his audience about depression and his struggle with it. Then he goes on to remind us that depression is a western problem. Depressing stuff.