Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Not to everyone's taste, but it's undeniably epic. coming complete with one thousand slices of cheese, this cheeseburger requires spearation before it can be eaten. Only the first and last bits will have bread or meat. The rest is ALL CHEESE!

This guy's got some skills! He can catch a hacky sack without looking.. in his ass. - LOL

This woman goes ballistic and starts handing out Big Smacks when she's unable to get Chicken McNuggets at 6 AM. The employee should have handled this by saying 'Next window, please.'

It's been five long years since Justin Timberlake's last album was released, and, since then, things in the world have only gone from bad to worse. Now there's a grassroots movement to get Justin to bring sexyback.

Acting clearly isn’t as easy as it looks. Especially when you have to portray 10 different things all at once. Playing a half-man half-bat in underpants is a doddle compared to what poor Justin has to do.

Proof that dogs make the most heart-warming, coolest homecoming. Your move, Roomba Cats.

If you were looking for ways to traumatize a small child while playing a game of peekaboo, then this is the way to do it—one moment daddy's got a beard and the next... it's meltdown central.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

It's a collection of some of the best sci-fi costumes on the planet. From classic cosplay to home-made mashups like the Wolverine/Bobba Fett crossover and completely original ones like Unemployed man.