Fat Dad Falls Off Skateboard

Fat people falling off skateboards and soulless ginger kids are two things that will always make the internet great. It's not a case of 'Look son, this is how you do it!'

A dump truck driver in Turkey forgets to drop his truck bed and obliterates a pedestrian bridge over a highway. Two people were injured, but everyone survived.

5500 calories of pure OM NOM! - It's got French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine (greasy fries covered in gravy and curd cheese), hotdogs, bacon - all covered in 100% pure maple syrup. An epic sandwich, no doubt followed by an epic crap.

What this little critter lacks in the ability to eat peeled fruit, he more than makes up for with natural comedic timing. Watch this video right through to the end and you'll see exactly what I mean.

The old and prematurely balding cast of the Expendables get tuneful in this awesome but woefully brief mashup of the movie with a musical theatre tilt. The solo from Jet Li is freaking hilarious.

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

It takes a brave pooch to tell the object of your affections that he's doing it ALL wrong - LOL

It might not sound like an enthralling match, but it turns out better than you might think. If in doubt, never put $$$ on a cat. They are unpredictable & smart enough that they probably have money on the fight too...

He might look like the spitting image of Justin bieber and he not have a single pubic hair yet, but this plucky little homeboy can rap with the best of them. Seriously. And to his own beats no less. This kid has a bright future.

Sure, he's got more gold medals than anyone else on earth, but you can't honestly tell me you're surprised that he also does well on grass. I'm sure one day he will eventually find something he's NOT good at.

The stars of Scrubs along with a whole host of other celebrities tell us their favourite swearwords. Zach Braff goes into a little more detail than most though. His is at the end and well worth waiting for.