Party Girl Faceplants Into Wall

After that much partying, she might have kissed anything. The wall was just lucky enough to be there.

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

I used to think that wishes coming true was nonsense until I watched this. Right before the one minute mark the collective wishes of all her Youtube viewers proved too powerful and reality caved in. On her head.

Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics.

I'm not surprised by this. I had heard that consuming irresponsible quantities of alcohol could make it difficult to erect a tent. A few more and they'll be sleeping under the stars.

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

Skynet all started with a robotic hand. Before they knew what was going on the computers rose up and bitchslapped humanity. I'm not saying that's going to happen, but I will say that I'm buying lots of tinned food...

There are a lot of different ways to show friendship. Looking after your buddies immediate safety is right up there, but this is the first time i think I've seen it done with a right hook, though. BOOM.

Not only is this guy extremely lucky that he wasn't turned into a human pancake, but he also had his scooter trashed in the process so now he can go get himself a slightly more manly form of transportation! Double win!

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Worried about fossil fuels damaging the environment and the rapidly diminishing oil reserves? Never fear, because Syria has the answer. Before long we will all be running on the power of piezo ignitions and trolling.