Car Hits Kid = FAIL!

This kid was attempting to jump off the hood of a moving car for a D.I.Y stunt, but bounced off the windshield instead. I'm guessing he knows what a bug feels like now at the moment of impact - OUCH!

A Russian infomercial host pulls the ol' switcheroo. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave, right now, and selling a blade sharpener that actually works!

I can see this really catching on for actual players making base runs - Listen closely for the electrical taser sound right before he hits the grass. Were they really too fat and lazy to just tackle him?

"I just need forty-five seconds to make it to the end of this slingshot with my machete, and then once I make it back to the other end with the trigger, it's on!". Some people get far too over excited :)

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

When one door opens another door closes, or maybe something else? This car door opens so fast it almost looks intentional. I wonder if we got an angry ex-girlfriend inside that car. Maximum pAIN.

If you ever wondered what the all-American game of the NBA Finals might sound like commentated by a wacky British guy, this is the video for you. This should commentate on every game.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? Don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.