Perverted Bubbles

When a chick goes for a shower the last thing she's expecting are group of enthusiastic voices urging her to try out the various bathroom implements - Or then again, maybe she is?

I'll tell you one thing for damn sure. I wouldn't mess with this dude's fingers. They look pretty ferocious, like they've been waxing old cars and painting some Mr. Miyagi's fences. He still can't break a wafer tho. LOL!

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

I love people who are SO drunk it's almost impossible to stand up - Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.

Four friends seek refuge from a viral pandemic, can they survive the virus and each other?

Your forefathers died face down in the mud defending your right to vote ! Pay some respect and vote !

All good things must come to an end and it looks like it's time for this auto to meet the big scrap-heap in the sky! Time to pour out a 10W-40 in memory of this lowrider.

If it's home-made it's gotta be good, right? Proof that you can never have too much home protection - This shotgun should be on every redneck's Christmas list this year.

The moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply pay the price of the meal. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine. 3. Run - This is GENIUS!

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.