The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

See! Education can be total fun! Either he's one of the few math teachers with a sense of humor and some programming skills, or he's a wizard in disguise. Either way, pretty cool.

You wanna draw great butts? Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. He's definitely not high.

This dude knocks a guy out in a pool and subsequently rescues him from drowning. They're called manners, people, and he has them in spades.... Plus a pretty mean right hook!

Yep, we’ve all seen that couple arguing in public, we’ve all been that couple too, just like these two—but hey, the one positive takeaway is at least they didn’t get mugged.

Maybe this is why we shouldn't lean up AGAINST the cars.. LOL

If you are really lucky on safari then you might catch some lions chilling out in their natural habitat !

You know, not everything that's small is a disappointment. Sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what all those girls tell you, could even get you laid. Like nanotechnology for instance.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Dude, sorry about the tree, but I can totally fix that roof for you. Let me give you an estimate.

Wouldn't you just love to smell that?! I want to know if they truly thought this was sexy.. WTF