Teacher Doesn't Appreciate Birthday Surprise

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

Hmm, A re-invented previously somewhat obscure comic book character doing battle with the quintessential bare handed, ass kicking master.. Sounds like a turkey shoot to us.

It's always good to eat right and do plenty of exercise - He just ate 100% of the recommended daily allowance of beach, but it doesn't look like he's going to be able to keep it down anytime soon!

There is dumb.... and then there is DUMB! Who in their right mind would truly just sit there.. Some things people do make the mind boggle - OUCH

The judges on The Voice act like they’re a big deal, and sure they’re all successful musicians. So what would they do if they had to judge themselves? Would they turn round?

This is very, very impressive and to be able to do it without hurling makes it even more admirable — so if you're single and looking for a future wife, this is the right person for you.

I didn't know those things were to be used outside the water.. OMG

"My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. But that didn't matter as she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top."

This dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

This is a cool way to make a fairground ride waay more exciting - It looks like they found a way to increase their vertical, but they still can't dunk the ball!