Don't Swim In The Water!

Forget sharks, Jaws was So last century, the new menace of the murky depths is a huge polar bear intent on giving you a hug and possibly a lethal lick (if you're lucky) - R-U-N!!!

Hooters is, without doubt, one of the finest dining establishments known to man. Good food, plenty of beer and mighty fine women, as evidenced here. After going through this gallery, we really fancy some chicken wings...

Time for some serious WTF, because, lets face it, everyone needs a bit of WTF in their life - Everything in this gallery is so stuffed with WTF that it'll make you eyes cross and your head explode. Or something like that. WTFtastic!

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

When it comes to ladies it's the magical number that mathematical nerds and religious freaks alike have worshiped for all eternity, the all-hallowed 'Holy Trinity' of hawtness. Prepare yourself for some triple-tastic women worship!

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible.

If you have mastered the art of photobombing then you might be ready for a new challenge. The skill to master is to put yourself in 'front' of the subject matter, rather than behind. It's a hard skill to master!

We all love a ranga, it's good to get a bit of variation in the mix & if the carpet matches the drapes, then you know she's for real. But remember, along with that firery passion comes a matching temper. 'Fire in the hole!

I'd put my 'chen' on her 'bund'. I honestly don't even know what that was supposed to mean. I think it was just meant to sound vaguely sexual. Yep. I want to do vaguely sexual things to this woman.

How is it that your phone always decides to go into troll mode whenever you're either texting parents, loved-ones or in the worst case, the wrong person. Some serious casualties of the iPhone auto-correct nemesis.