Meanwhile in Japan... WTF?

There’s nothing sexier than a raw egg yolk. The embryonic, slimy texture plus the fear of salmonella is a real turn on. No? Lets hope Rocky never tries this with Adrianne.

This lady is either dreaming of a) her Cadillac's flooded engine, or b) Donald Duck being angry in slow motion. Either way this is the weirdest noise i have ever heard!

Getting up for work is always a serious challenge, prepare to meet the master of rousing you from slumber! And you thought your alarm clock was annoying in the morning - Prepare to meet hell!!!

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

A road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation - If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

One minute they can be cute and cuddly balls of adorable fluff and in the blink of an eye they can turn into vicious pigeon hunting ninjas. After eating the pigeon he probably climbed into a hamsterball to look cute again.

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts,.

While you were busy working and going out drinking and socializing and sitting in a dark room by the light of a monitor throughout March, these people were making things happen. Or trying to make things happen.

Cardinal rule no. 1: NEVER advertise your birthday party on Facebook! Within hours 15,000 people had RSVP'd & 1,400 people turned up & made it look more like a summer music festival than a party.