ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

The Super Mario Bros theme is one of the most recognizable pieces of game music ever recorded. Here it is, played on wine glasses (water glasses) and a frying pan and it's nearly as good as the original.

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

So now there are multiple makes and models of tablet PC, but which ones blend the best, will they even blend at all? Sounds like a job for the Will-It-Blend guy and his beasty blenders.

They may not realise it yet, but chicks NEED some of these, they might be held in place by means of an anal prob, but it's essential babe-wear! Two foreign ladies try them out & rave about how they feel (i think?)

If you ever thought that the movie UP was great but it needed way more explosions in it, than you need look no further than this re-edited version which brings some Bayhem to the world of Carl and Russell.

Kid slips off the top of a steel pipe and takes a crushing nutshot before landing on his head. Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose BAD!

Dad's can be pretty laid back with the parenting, casually keeping an eye on the kids from behind the newspaper, but when dads mean business they're a force to be reckoned with, humiliating you for the whole world to see.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.

You really have to ask yourself here, 'How could something so easy go so wrong?' You should be lent back right, there should be no chance for any kind of face plant.