Car Gives The Ultimate Wedgie

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

If you live in Russia then you will be non-plussed. They drink SO much vodka that just sitting down and pounding it isn't good enough. They have to throw it into each others mouths to make it more interesting.

Not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here in the first place, other than slamming their buddy's face onto the ground which they excel themselves in!

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

If the thought of a fungus that works its way into your brain, controls your actions, then erupts out of you head into a fruiting body, spreading itself to other organisms doesn't terrify you, I don't know what will.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

This is pretty damn nerdy. After watching it for a while though, you can also appreciate that it's pretty damn impressive. To fly a remote controlled plane with that precision takes real skill. And a real nerd!

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

And this ladies & gents is what having friends is all about. These guys turn their buddy's butt into a Roman Candleabra. As with every other time his butt has gone off, those standing nearby had the most to worry about.