Drunk Guy Parking Fail

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

Call me weird if you like but I find watching someone carve still-warm candle wax into cool shapes and sculptures strangely mesmerizing. It doesn't hurt that the woman doing this is seriously skilled at it either.

A bull tries having sex with a motor bike, but he doesn't seem to be aware that bulls and motor bikes don't really correlate when it comes to doing the nasty. Chances are he won't be doing it again though.

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

Hot tubs are steamy salacious cauldrons in which countless supermodels have splashed their way into America's collective male fantasy. But like so much fungi, there's an icky reality just below the surface of the water.

This year Wimbledon 2011 is going to be a little bit special, For the first time the Championships will be aired live - in 3D - at cinemas all across the globe, you'll be ducking to avoid the balls as they emerge from the screen.