Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

Mac fanboys or "Macfags" are possibly the most annoying breed of computer nerd. With aspirations of being cool and a condescending air, they will lecture you about how much better their personal computer is than a PC.

Japan: Solving its overcrowding problem one game show contestant at a time. It's only a matter of time before Battle Royale becomes reality.

A bunch of wild monkeys invade this couples car and when the girl attempts to push one away the monkey pulls down her shirt and runs off.

Watch this professional stuntman, part of the Stunt Freaks Team, take it to a whole new level as he crosses a bridge in an epic way and films it all on a GroPro so he can show us what an extreme badass he is.

James Rolfe gets a lot of mail for his AVGN videos. This has to not only be the best piece of fan-mail that he has received but the best fan-mail that any celebrity has received in the history of humanity.

Tom Guilmette was locked in a Las Vegas hotel room, so what does he do? The only sane thing he can do, he slows down time like Neo. Treating the world like his Matrix bitch.

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.