Chick Slams Face Through Glass Door

This chubby chick gets a little too excited about whats in the canteen refrigerator and puts her face through the glass door while walking up to it. Sometimes your stomach will give your eyes food goggles - OUCH!

First off you need to warm her up with a massage, which will get her in the mood. Then coax her into the whole idea, then all she needs to do is blow on it! Simples yes!

She's more than a bombshell, she's a nuclear miss(le). She's so hot the sun gets jealous. I'd love to penetrate her defences with my pocket rocket :)

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

All it takes is a little Bob Marley to chill this baby out. His first words were "mama," but his second word was "rasta."

There are close calls and then there are these people - From cars nearly running them down to bolts of lightning striking metres away from them, it’s enough to make you never leave the house again.

The score from one of the godawful Star Wars prequels gets a damn good mocking as lyrics are added by way of humerous guesswork. I'd like to think these are the real lyrics but I doubt the song is about corn...

When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.

So there’s no pretext to this being anything other than a place where you can act out all your psychopathic tendencies in the safety of a pixelated world. And partake in the odd yoga session too.

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!