"Say Fish"

This baby's going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It'll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh 'fish'. Then he's going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.

Those Brits take their tea seriously. So seriously in fact that if you dare to make it incorrectly you are in danger of getting shot. Well, maybe not, but they will be bloody cross with you.

Flying a helicopter around near high tension steel cabling probably isn't the best idea this guy has ever had. Still, at least he has people on hand willing to risk life and limb to rescue him. It also makes for a cool video.

I'm not sure whether I was more impressed with, how damn fast this chameleon changed colors or that someone owned this many pair of seriously crappy Ray-Bans. Either way this critter is awesome.

My favorite is the one were they go to the chili festival and homer pours wax on his tongue and eats the hottest chills known to man but then loses his marbles priceless.

Trolling people on Battlefield 3 isn't particularly hard, but it's intensely enjoyable. It's a game with an incredibly in-depth stats system where people watch their KDR like a hawk. Mess with it and they get ANGRY!

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

A fail of this idiotic magnitude calls for only one phrase: 'You're doing it WRONG.'

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

You can’t turn on the TV, go to the cinema, pick up a book or comic these days without coming across the decaying undead. Because zombies, in culture, are everywhere, but why? Why do we love them so?

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.