Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Finally nerds will have their comeuppance! In cyberspace, she called me her hero but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes.

Canoeing isn't something I've ever realy wanted to do. Fast flowing water full of sharp rocks? No thanks. These guys show off how cool it can be while confirming my decision to never ever try it for myself.

This guy just bought a brand new jet ski and within the first minute of putting it out on the water he slams into a pier injuring himself and busting up his new toy.

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

A lioness tries desperately to get to a nearby baby. Normally, she has a baby for breakfast, a baby for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, but these mid-day cravings are just too much for her!

A Cool video taking you on a time-lapse journey through the Panama Canal from the Atlantic to Pacific Ocean onboard a cruise ship.

Some of the most outrageously incorrect answers that have ever been concocted on the set of a quiz show. Sure, Randy Marsh had the best one ever, but that was made up, these ones are all 100% real!

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL