Super Bikini

It's hard to tell what exactly they're advertising here, but who cares? They've rounded up a group of hot girls, dressed them all in bikinis and got them paddling around amsterdam's historic canals. All advertising should be like this.

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Okay so sitting in a duck that spins gently whilst rotating in a lazy circle doesn't sound like much fun, but if you get to control the speed you can crank it up for the lolz. That's what these two did, to hilarious effect.

Everyone loves the part in the movie where the camera pans in on a character’s anguished face as they open their mouth & scream an ear-piercing “NOOOOO!”. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t.

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak!

Your forefathers died face down in the mud defending your right to vote ! Pay some respect and vote !

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.

These guys fill a mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen in a balloon and just as they cause it to explode their professor walks back into the room

Seven college kids on spring break jump on a trampoline at the same time and launch this chick over 10 feet into the air.

This guy gets whipped around a swing by his buddies until he slips off the seat and goes flying over 25 feet in the air.

5500 calories of pure OM NOM! - It's got French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine (greasy fries covered in gravy and curd cheese), hotdogs, bacon - all covered in 100% pure maple syrup. An epic sandwich, no doubt followed by an epic crap.