Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

Should you always believe the weatherman? Probably not if he's anything like the guy in this clip, who seems to care more about the leftover macaroni cheese from his party than he does about the weather.

Okay, so I know it's meant for kids and it's probably not really aimed at my age range, but I totally wanna get some of this. I think there's a kid in all of us who would like nothing more than to have a bath in brightly colored sludge...

Adorable Angelina gives you a taste of something sweet in this clip, the latest in a series that feature uber hot cam girls being very suggestive with lollipops. Hey, when something is working this well, don't mess with it right?

When meeting the Queen of England, it’s important to cock your leg out in the manner befitting a 12th century nobleman and then shuffle it about in a manner befitting a 21st raver.

Jabooodydubs roll out another instant classic. No Billy Mays in sight, just a monotonous old guy with a jumper covered in pussy hair and a screechy old woman rollering the fur of her pooch.

You might be able to get away with this stuff in front of Luigi, but real people aren't quite as understanding as a fictional plumber's brother and colleague—why not try out the stealth box trick and see for yourself.

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

These fans nearly get their heads taken off, but no one is ever going to believe this happened to them: "You mean you went to a car race where everything was covered in mud?"

This guy does a pretty damn impressive impression of Tony Stark. To be honest I reckon that's all him. When he turns up to work on the set of one of the Iron Man films he just has to say the lines and act like himself.

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.