Tim Thomas Saves Better Than Jeebus

Tim Thomas can do the splits like a boss and save a goal in the process. In honour of Toronto going totally bat-sh#t crazy over a game that nobody else cares about here's a look at why hockey is cool.

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.

Well, we don't get to see the entire package in this cam clip, but with a hottie like Porsha it's only serves to make you want MOAR!!

This girl has must have balls the size of a planet. I can barely look out the window of a 1st story window without feeling like I'm going to hurl up my breakfast, and this cutie's base jumping off a 1600 foot antenna.

Deep in the woods live poor old Tucker & Dale, all they want to do is help people, but everytime they offer a helping hand someone gets killed. Rednecks get a pretty rough deal in the movies these days.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

Wow this chick has the skills to pay the bills, well maybe not but she can peel a banana with her feet which is pretty damn cool.

Try and sit through this two minute video without squirming in your seat. It’s uncomfortable viewing as TV show ‘Dr. Phil’ gets all dialogue removed so we’re left with stunted silence and tearful looks.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

Ever wanted to see the feline equivalent of a mosh-pit? Well this is what it looks like. It's kinda cute but also kinda terrifying. I'm not sure if I want to go over and stroke them or run for the hills!

You can’t beat a good “NOOOOOOO!!!”, it sums up all the drama and over-the-top appeal of fictionalised moving images. And here are a bunch of them all edited together for our pleasure.