My Drunk Kitchen - Ice Cream time

Cooking is more about the journey than the destination. Hannah "Harto" Hart invites us into her kitchen as she gets her drink on, gets her drunk on and finally gets her FAIL on as she attempts to make ice cream.

This guy wasn't doing too badly, he was gaining my respect as a badass, a ninja, but then...He's no afro ninja, no one will ever reach the dizzy heights that man attained.

Just how do these people plan these cool pranks?!

Most of the internet's full of fluff, but not this video of dogs, baby goats and other animals having fun on trampolines, this will stimulate the grey matter as you ponder the philosophical implications of a cat bouncing up & down.

Most dog's can't even be taught not to poop in the corner of the room and attack the postman every morning. This one has been trained to act. Possibly. I wonder if he's ever done any Shakespeare?

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

I’m not really sure what any of this lot is but it looks tiny and it makes my skin crawl. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it though; more music videos should make use of microscopes. There. It’s out there now.

Ever seen someone do the robot so convincingly that you start to think that they may in fact BE a robot? Neither had I until I saw this dude busting a move. His skills combine with a Wall-E theme brilliantly.

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple maths. If one is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.