Lizard Crashes Wedding Reception

A wedding day should be a time when all your wishes and dreams come true. When this chick hoped for a big lizard on her wedding day she probably should of been a bit more specific.

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

It's not something many people can do, not something many people WANT to do and about as much use as a knob flavoured lolly. Still, this chick can do it without losing an eyeball so good luck to her.

Okay so he's not THAT Mr Miyagi, but he's still pretty damn awesome. He's very skilled, has incredible balance and skates in a unique way to boot. Not that fast, but technical and picks awkward spots to skate.

Immitation is the highest form of flattery. Still, I'm not sure that whoever holds the Smurfs copyright will appreciate the addage while this sort of thing is going on. Still can't be worse that the real smurfs movie...

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

Some industrious fellow has gone and created a fully functioning Doc Brown DeLorean in GTA complete with a flux capacitor that fluxes, programmable time circuits and a tank full of plutonium. How awesome is that!?

The squeaky of voice, golden of balls one shows off his skills with a ball while on a beach in California. What. Ever. It looks about as real as a dodo riding a unicorn through the magical world of Oz.

Those films would have been far better if the races were set up like these. Sure, it wouldn't be as high octane, but the physical comedy of Vin Diesel pushing his ricer would have more than made up for it.

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.