Motorcycle Merry-Go-Round

This has got to be the most painful motorcycle/merry-go-round accident, yet. Someone somewhere now has to add a "Do not hook your Merry-Go-Round up to a motorcycle" entry to the merry-go-round's user manual.

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Now this is a sport I could really get into, I don’t want to see grown men kicking an evolved pig’s bladder, who gives a shit? I wanna see gorgeous women shaking their soccer balls. Goal!

You can't tell that it's a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked cars. How do we know its a women? Well, females will do anything to get noticed!

This is just going a little too far. LOL

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Immitation is the highest form of flattery. Still, I'm not sure that whoever holds the Smurfs copyright will appreciate the addage while this sort of thing is going on. Still can't be worse that the real smurfs movie...

If you fancy yourself as a bit of an environmental activist but don’t want to go all native and end up lost in a jungle somewhere, then just consume instead. That’s right, it’s that easy.

If you don't watch Community then you are a bad person and you deserve to feel bad. Go buy the DVDs, rent them or do what you gotta do and then you can join the conversation. Here's a clip in case you're uncertain.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.