Fast Food Sushi FTW!

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

Time to take a lesson in history, this is exactly how the cold war started you know. They are all like this. The crazy cold weather bastards. Still, it's better to laugh at your enemy then fear him!

Whoever said the United States was vast never saw this! A trip around the country compressed into less than five minutes? That's still several seconds too long in some states to dwell on.

If cats and dogs were people which one do you think you would rather hang out with? The dog who is overly effusive or the cat who secretly hates you and vomits on your kitchen floor intentionally?

Part intergalactic space cat, part delicious sugary pop-tart & part rainbow. Most importantly, he comes complete with a mind numbing Japanese pop-song earworm of a themetune that will have you wailing and clawing at your ears.

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

This chick not only takes out two motorcycles while parking but also smashes into four cars.

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

I sure hope this finish line failure didn't cost this guy the race. And, if it did, he should sue his shoe sponsor.

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

This guy takes some down time between trains to show off how awesome his jumps are. Unfortunately, now he has to catch a train going the reverse direction.