Welcome To Badass Biker Cinema

It's a decision none of us wan't to be presented with. A movie theater full of big, hairy, tattooed bikers and only two seats left. The only real question is; are you a man or just not that into the film?

Euro 2016 is coming and football fans would do anything to get their hands on a ticket. The little boy in this video epitomizes the passion and energy they feel as he longs to see his team play—what he gets in the end though is just as rewarding.

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

While discussing how to properly hold and shoot a firearm this chick casually swings and points the gun at the cameraman.

There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Yep. Biting each others faces?

Choreographed dances to pop music at weddings is fast becoming a tradition of it's own and it Napoleon Dynamite himself was to wed I reckon this is probably a good approximation of what it might look like...

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

The GoPro's give an awesome invention, here it gives insight into what it's like surfing biiig waves. Mark Healey, Mikey Bruneau, Anthony Walsh, Jamie Sterling, and Koa Smith get spit out of rifling barrels.

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

Sometimes, especially in the case of this hapless dude, it's better to be lucky than good. It takes a special talent to pass off a FAIL as an intended trick!

Painting on water might sound impossible, but using the right paints and brushes this guy manages it. It takes an specific technique and probably a lot of practice, but it's worth it for painting at the end.