Watermelon Carving Like A BOSS!

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

Countdown has hit zero but the world is still here so it definitely wasn’t a countdown to armageddon BUT this is still weird as hell !!

In case you hadn't had enough of the whole Gangnam fad, here's a version of Psy's one hit wonder without any of the music. Just a crazy korean bloke dancing around in relative silence. Very weird.

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

Poor Grandma's not going to make it much longer if they keep making her laugh like that. LOL

One of the benefits of watching this is you'll learn a new phrase, or maybe a few. But the phrase that makes it all worthwhile is: snatch flaps. That's right, snatch flaps. Try & drop it into every conversation you have today?

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

When one door opens another door closes, or maybe something else? This car door opens so fast it almost looks intentional. I wonder if we got an angry ex-girlfriend inside that car. Maximum pAIN.

Holy crap I don't think I would like to get my head caught in this things jaws - A very nice croc demonstrates the carnage caused on a poor substitute watermelon - OMFG!

A clerk in a convenience store stops a would-be thief by slamming him on the head with a folding chair. That would be a disqualification, but the ref was distracted as usual.

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.