Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.

Moving like Jabba may not win you any more chicks than moving like Jagger, but if you're really making moves like Jabba, you've got chicks chained up at your feet anyway.

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

If you've not watched the Griffin's in a while, rest assured; they've still got it. Peter is still hilarious, Meg is still hideous, Lois is still hot and Chris is still so stupid he'll make your head hurt.

This chick tries to jump a creek but ends up bouncing her face off the side of it instead. The weird thing here is that she's not a blonde, but then again, maybe she dyed her hair?

In 38 seconds this dude goes from completely bald to a very full head of hair. Every time you think he can't possibly have any more hair, bam...more hair.

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Leave sleeping dogs lie.. And remember, these things are not toys - LOL

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.