Car Show Fail

Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?

“Macho-macho man, i want to be a macho-salad man!”, ok, so maybe that needs a bit of work but we are talking about f#cking salad here! You have to remember, REAL men only eat meat - WTF?!

It's something that every news-man on location fears. This reporter experiences a drive-by shouting during a live remote broadcast. The only injuries reported were the reporter's feelings.

Getting a tramp stamp should be a proud moment, full of joy & smiles - She's screaming because she's having a REALLY good time. Isn't that obvious? I thought chicks were meant to be better at taking pain. FAIL!

These guys are testing out an engine they have just spent over 120 hours building & turbo charging and it runs completely out of test track just 2 hours before the owner is expected to pick it up. Oops!

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.

I think I've completely lost any hope that people actually stop for pedestrians in crosswalks. Thankfully, this lady was perfectly fine.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

The tragic arc of Misery Bear’s life has come to this. He’s turned to desperate measures. Will it have the desired effect? Or will it all end in some cyborg robopocalypse type scenario?

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced.'

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.