How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

At Christmas time there's nothing quite like a familiar tale and an amusing impression. This video has both. All it's missing is a roaring log fire, carol singers and the faint sound of sleigh bells...

It's not fair. It's just not fair. How come this guy gets such a sweet toy and I don't? I would sell my left nut to have a suit like this. Hell, if I had this dude's know-how I could probably make a robotic replacement!

I love it when you get two for the price of one! Looks like the guy who gets owned first SO impressed the other dude that he decided to pay homage to his failage by mimicing his aborted BMX stunt failure - Pain is GREAT!

The British Isles? What’s all that about, huh? Well it seems that it takes an American to explain the whys and wherefores of this green and pleasant land. That’s gotta hurt.

Not all little blue pills are made equal - this one does so much more than simply not 'letting you down' !!

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

It's been five long years since Justin Timberlake's last album was released, and, since then, things in the world have only gone from bad to worse. Now there's a grassroots movement to get Justin to bring sexyback.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Tetris a guy created a t-shirt you can play the game on, using 128 LEDs it works just like the version of the game found on Game Boy and elsewhere—but where's the iconic music?

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

Here's something guaranteed to bring light & warmth into what probably is gonna be another cold and depressing festive season of gloom! - Remember: ALWAYS make sure your tree lights are working safely - Happy Xmas :(