Canada's Got Talent

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.

Ever wanted to play an accurate simulation of the exploitation of impoverished Chinese factory workers? Regardless, someone has gone and made one. Also, it comes with an awesome Nintendo power glove rip off! WOO!

This guy's got some skills! He can catch a hacky sack without looking.. in his ass. - LOL

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

Daniel Pelletier, a 16 year-old skater who's paralyzed from the waist down, is still almost assuredly a better skater than you or I will ever be.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

Any wreck you can walk away from is a good one. One you crawl through the mud from as you watch your car go up in flames is an embarrassing one you try to keep off the Internet.

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

I can't say whether or not this is officially the greatest moment in all of MotoGP, but it certainly had me on the edge of my seat and I've never watched motorbike racing before in my life. Awesome stuff.