Death Metal Decorators

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

We all remember that feeling when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you unwrap the gift of your dreams. Well that's exactly what happens to these grown ups when they unwrap a Samsung Quantum dot SUHD TV.

if you thought that the Battleships movie was a weird choice of game to make a film about, prepare to have your mind blown. This might not be appearing at the cinemas anytime soon, but that doesn't detract from it's awesomeness.

They call him Andy. Sketchy Andy. They call him this because, well, he’s kinda sketchy. If performing death defying stunts with blatant disregard for your own safety was an Olympic sport, this guy would be bringing home the gold.

Nothing livens up a dull, monotonous train journey like a great looking girl giving you the eye...

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

Thank GOD thay have stopped manufacturing these demons of the road - Definitely doesn't help quell the stereotype that all Hummer drivers are jerks. Pretty good odds the driver is wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. - LOL

As if you ever needed it, here is the proof that most of us find setting up security questions for any acount to be too difficult, but especially for this guy. It's enough to make us either blow a fuse, or not bother.

Dude, sorry about the tree, but I can totally fix that roof for you. Let me give you an estimate.

Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !