Badass Badminton

If you thought Badminton was just Tennis' slightly effeminate cousin, well, you'd be right but that doesn't mean it's not pretty damn awesome to watch when the players are good. This is about as good as it gets.

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

It sounds like a recipe for disappointment, but they're actually pretty darn cool. They're not as bright and flash as the night-time ones but considering you can watch them in sunglasses while getting a tan, they ain't bad.

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

It was basically the biggest box office movie of last year and here are all the sins found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.

They go around, with stomach and headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

Flippycat brings his domino dominion to the world of fine art as he attempts to recreate Vincent Van Gough's Starry Night using tiny pieces of coloured plastic. It's a pretty damn good likeness, even after they've all fallen over.