Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

Share the perspective of Nick Jordan, bike-riding crazy who flies down this hill that has an altitude of 160 meters for around 1.2 kilometers on a skinny-looking bike that would terrify any sane human being.

What every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? I think I’m in lurve…

It's not often you hear rappers spitting about how they buy all their clothes from a thrift store. Not only that but this is actually a pretty catchy tune. He wears you grandad's clothes. He looks incredible. Genius.

This middle-aged, four piece band might be heading over the hill when it comes to saying bye-bye to their youth. So anyone whos thinking that their life is over because they’re in their mid-40s. WRONG!

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

This kid overshoots his jump by about 10 feet and starts rehearsing the pain he is about to feel while still in mid-air. Ouch!

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

A mysterious hole has suddenly appeared in the floor of Tom's apartment, and its origins are unknown. What is known is that everyone and everything seem to end up falling into the hole; and then there's also the creepy "hole people"...

Festive lolz abound with as the classic Christmas Carol story gets added innuendo in the form of bleeped out words. It's amazing what kind of filth you mind replaces words with when they're bleeped out!