Dad Dicks

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

Looking tough is one thing but trying as ridiculously hard as this guy does and then going on to lose your fight must be a serious blow to the ego. Especially when you opponent looks like he just woke up and finished his breakfast cigarette...

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television - There truly is a god and his name is Rick Ashley - AMEN!

From the mind that brought you Charlie The unicorn comes another amusing equine hero: Horse Man. Horse Man is rather upset about the way his birthday party has turned out. Looks like he's peanut butter jelly.

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

In case you were wondering, the "W" now stands for "Without". When a white middle class dad is singing gangster rap lyrics to his embarrassed son, you know something has gone drastically awry...

You kinda get the impression that this dude's not so great at riding a bike, but don't despair because he's excellent at driving his face into the ground. That really must have hurt. ouch.

If your a parent and you get frustrated with your kids when they misbehave remember things could be worse.

There aren't too many black guys in Aspen Colerado, so this dude is here to represent and introduce himself and his race to some of the white folk before they hit the slopes. Courtesy of Improv Everywhere.

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.

Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get that 'special' shot. Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants video proof that he crapped his pants - OMG!